Black Parenting : Don't make me come back there!

My mama used to say some krazy stuff:

"Say it again! I'll knock the living starch outta you!"
"Go get me a switch!.....3 of em!"
"Park It right henh!" (sit your butt down)
"Now, I don' said it ONE time! I'm NOT gon' say it AGAIN!"

My sister, brother and I to this day are still trying to figure out, WHAT IN THE HECK WAS THE LIVING STARCH?!
 
Family....

Ya'll have me in stitches over here.

Ok...here's a few.

1. "Boy....if you don't sit your little narrow *** down."

2. "Bow up in my face again...I swear fo Gawd...I'll stump a mole hill in your ***."

3. "Do it again...Do it again. I dare ya. Do it again."

When she wanted me to be quiet because I was talking too much, she'd say:

4. "Zip it!" :maddd:

5. "Unt uh...move your hand." *pap pap* <<<< getting a spanking

She would send me to the corner store. After giving me instructions, she'd say:

6. "And you'd better get back here before this spit dries up." And then she'd spit in the grass...and I would take off running for the store. :lol:

Ok...my all time favorite is: *...and I really thought she could do this...and was actually trying to do this*

She was combing my hair for church and dem peas was a poppin'...she'd say...

7. "Move again...and I'll slap da black off you."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
sweetbrownsugar said:
My mama used to say some krazy stuff:

"Say it again! I'll knock the living starch outta you!"
"Go get me a switch!.....3 of em!"
"Park It right henh!" (sit your butt down)
"Now, I don' said it ONE time! I'm NOT gon' say it AGAIN!"

My sister, brother and I to this day are still trying to figure out, WHAT IN THE HECK WAS THE LIVING STARCH?!

I think living starch is about the same as the black that Monetary was talking about. Basically, she was threatening your life and ability to walk and talk normally.

My granma wouls ask us straight out: Y'all want the belt? I'm still looking for the fool that said Yeah!
 

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