Black Jokes Humor : Dominated by your woman

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

    Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

    God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

    And the man replied, "I don't really know. My wife just told me to stand here."

    ba-da-boom! :drums:
     
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    You need "The Couch" real bad Zulile! :jawdrop: :D Imma stay away from commenting on this topic as I would like to live a little longer.:qqb009:
     
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    Remind me to stay at least 1,500 miles away from you! Your bus is here! :bus:<<<<<<<<< (short bus) :10500:
     
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    This sounds like a good thing to me if you can get a woman that really knows how and when to dominate you.:smokin: :spin: :donttell: :hearts2: :hearts2:
     
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    Wheres my sister at? I am gonna tell her that you are paying her compliments in this piece!:10200: :qqb011:
     
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    who fooling who....lol if she can't come high above she can't dominate nothing !
     
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    belly laugh

    oh ya got me on this! :em0100::toast:
     
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