1 morning while making breakfast, a man walked up 2 his wife & pinched her on the butt and said, "f u firmed this up, we could get rid of ur control top pantyhose. while this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. the next morning, the man woke his wife w a pinch on each of her breasts & said, "u know, f u firmed these up, we could get rid of ur bra." this was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over & grabbed him by his penis. w a death grip n place, she said, "u know, f u firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, & ur brother."