Black Poetry : Dis Is Funny

Aaliyahmonet

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Apr 4, 2002
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*Scene 1:

Don't u hate,
When u driving on da highway,
Some cars be driving so slow,
U just wanna get out da car,
But u don't,
U stay calm,
Yo mind is going,
Ra, da,da,da,da,da,
Like ughhhhhhhhhh,:)
Well, a sign of road rage,
I don't have it,
Which is good,:)

Scene 2:

When my grandma was alive,
She called me on da phone,
Everyday to wake my mom up,
Tellin her, " Get Yo Lazy *** Up Woman,
U gonna be late again,
All of a sudden,
I poured some cold,
Ice water on her face,
Talkin about freezin,
Shoot,
She don't play dat,
(Don't try this)

Scene 3:
When your man or woman is sleeping at night,
Does he or she snore?
I had those problems before,
He/she says that they're quiet,
As a mouse when they sleep,
But 10 minutes later,
U hear them snoring away,
Like a pig or somethin,
My suggestion,
Stick a dirty sock in they mouth,
Or turn da vacuum cleaner on,
It'll wake their butts up.

Just trying to put some comedy on here,

Aaliyahmonet
 
I wish I could say I don't have road rage, but I do...I have it bad. I am just glad I am not allowed to shoot people (Legally) on the road...enough said about that (I am working on it though -Smile)

I do like your little bit of laughter...we all need it in our lives. Your range of things to write about is vast.

Keep on writing about all that is inside your head. There will always be something for someone to get from it.

Take care and keep on scribing
 

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