Black Jokes Humor : Dig them 'bama gals...

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  1. Akilah

    Akilah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given
    their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and
    bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
    and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it
    took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house
    and the dishes were all washed and put away.


    The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had
    given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes,
    and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
    results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house
    was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


    The third had married a Alabama girl. He said that he told her that her
    duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
    washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
    day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
    the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
    little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
    load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
     
  2. spicybrown

    spicybrown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    hee hee hee.......

    LOL......THAT WAS COLD......HAHAHA.......:lol:

    :garbage:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.................see u can't mess with dem kinda women
    they don't play dat !
     
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    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    "dig em; dig em!" (oh! a bowl of cereal would taste good about now ...)
     
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