Black Jokes Humor : Die-Vorce!

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A married couple is driving along a highway doing a
    steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
    Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a
    clear voice.
    "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want
    a divorce."
    The wife says nothing,
    keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her
    speed to 45 mph.
    The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and
    talk me out of it, he says, "because I've been having an affair with your
    best friend,and she's a far better lover than you are."
    Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly
    increases the speed to 55.
    He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
    insistently..
    Up to 60.
    "I want the car, too," he continues.
    65 mph.
    "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
    credit cards and the boat!"
    The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
    bridge.
    This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there
    anything you want?"
    The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
    "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
    "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
    Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
    the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."



    Now that's revenge!!!



    Moral of the Story:
    Women are clever!!!
    Don't mess with them!!
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    How long do it take them to learn...
    you can't mess with Mother Nature? ...lol
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    another good one on us guys ....lol
    I guess he should have been driving !
     
  4. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Whoa

    Lot of fun in da house.
    Really like da style
     
  5. Ala

    Ala Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Guess he should have waited to have that conversation.
     
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