Black Jokes Humor : Deep thoughts

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    (1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
    squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    (2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    (3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
    (4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    (5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    (6) If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
    why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    (7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    (8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
    going to look up there anyway?

    (9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs

    (10) What do you call male ballerinas?

    (11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

    (12) Why Are Trix only for kids?

    (13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?

    (14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    (15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    (16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    (17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
    is he still wrong?

    (18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
    stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet
    paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?


    (19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    (20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    (21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
    same tune?

    (22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    (23) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
    at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
    window?
     
  2. anAfrican

    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    thank you! now i'll log out and head into my day with a really big grin .. and the occasional "apparently uncalled-for" guffaw!!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    many yet un answered ! lol
    these was some of the many that gives no answer too....
     
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