Black Poetry : Dear Ray Ray

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  1. NapturallyYours

    NapturallyYours Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dear Ray Ray,

    I don’t think things are working out
    I mean you slept with my best friend
    And I had a baby by yours
    You took me on Maury
    I took you on Jerry
    Dr. Phil couldn’t even help us
    We agreed to go on that show together, remember?
    Maury told you, “You are NOT the father!”
    I ran off the stage trying to look surprised
    Rolled on the floor pretending to cry
    But I wouldn’t have done it if you hadn’t had a threesome with my brother’s wife’s second cousin’s niece
    And the bisexual transvestite with one leg that lived next door
    Even Jerry was a little surprised about that one
    That’s why I’m writing you this letter
    Dr. Phil said we should use “I” when we talk about how we feel, so…
    I feel that you should leave because me and the triplets were here first, and now I got Lil’ Ray Ray Jr. to raise
    Wasn’t it convenient that your friend’s name was Ray too?
    Also, I feel that you are triflin and nasty
    Thank goodness you only brought me home crabs from that incident
    Plus, you still owe me rent and the money from when I bailed you out of jail
    For being the getaway driver for Bookie’s drive-by
    Luckily his cross-eyed behind didn’t shoot anyone but himself
    He said he saw someone looking at him, when he was really looking at himself.
    Anyway Judge Mathis said to be there on Thursday
    See you next week 3 pm/2pm Central

    Always,

    LaQueeshia Nikole Alaze' Miller
     
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    spicybrown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Phew that predicament is truly ghetto-fabuloso...very descriptive; humorous; yet, painstakingly true at the same time. Neat write:spinstar:

    :lol:

    :picture:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol............this was awesome and twisted
    i enjoyed this joint ..................................
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I surely hope this is just a fine piece of art, cause I laughed so hard when I was reading it.
    Please make sure I'm tuned in when Bookie go to court, that would be a funny site.
    I really enjoyed reading this piece, Thanks
     
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    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This is too d*mn funny. Definitley some talk show ish. lol
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    If these folks had their own show, I wonder where it would fall in the ratings... Some folks lives do have a hint of this drama though, smh. Much enjoyed poetess.
     
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    sweettee29 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    WHOA! THIS WAS HILLARIOUS GIRL, LOVED IT.

    SWEETTEE, LOVE
     
  8. afroprincess

    afroprincess Active Member MEMBER

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    LOL

    That was crazy I started laughing the most at the part about Maury, cause you all know how those ladies act once they find out the baby ain't his.
     
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    black_soul Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    real creative one it was tight keep doing your thing.
     
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    c-note Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Kudos! This piece had me cracking up. Good job.
     
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