Black Jokes Humor : Dear Dad Letter.....

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
    It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the
    envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

    'Dear, Dad

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
    with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her
    piercing's,tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so
    much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
    We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.
    We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
    in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
    Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
    Somey, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
    many grandchildren.

    Love, your son, Joshua.

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
    school report card that's on my desk.
    I love you! **Call when it is safe for me to come home**
     
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    twist affects of life and children.......lol
     
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    LOL. I love this one. I remember I used to try to tell my mother there was worse things in the world than my grades. It never worked though.
     
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