Black Jokes Humor : Deafness

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  1. Chinelo

    Chinelo Third Eye Is Always Open MEMBER

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    You will love this one, i hope you can get it.....;)

    Deafness
    A concerned Koos goes to see the family doctor & says, -* "Doc, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something, in fact, I often have to repeat things over & over again." -* "Well," the doctor replies, -* "go home & tonight stand about 15 feet from her & say something. If she doesn´t reply, move about five feet closer & say it again. Keep doing this, so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness."

    Sure enough, Koos speeds home & does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen & as she is chopping some vegetables, he says, "Doll, what´s for dinner?" He gets no response. He moves about five feet closer & asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up & moves right behind her, about an inch away, & asks again, -* "Doll, what´s for dinner?" She replies, -* "Ag, man Koos for the fourth time, it’s vegetable stew!"

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    I don't get it:10500:
     
  3. Chinelo

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    HE WAS THE DEAF ONE ALL ALONG

    Sis, it was the MAN that was deaf all along, not his wife.....LOL
     
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    I was about to say that ........lol
    talking about his wife and he was the very one , guess hearing aids on sale for 1.99
     
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    :lol:I got it. heehee hee! :lol: Now get this one

    3 hard of hearing women were driving through London when the first one looked around and asked "Is this Wimbly?" The second one said "No, this is Thursday." The other one said "Yeah, me too. Let's stop and get something to drink."
     
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    :terrific::lol::D