Black Jokes Humor : Dead Duck

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dead Duck
    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery facility. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."

    The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure, The duck is dead," he replied.

    "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out of the room and then returned a few minutes later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook it's head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the women and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, ths is most definitely, 100% certifiably a dead duck."

    Then the vet turned to his computer, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!!!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead??!!"

    The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have only been $20, but what with the Lab report and Cat Scan....."
     
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    dis was wild lol..............hahahahahahahaha!!!!
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was off the chain... :haha: :terrific:
     
  5. rdbonedshorty

    rdbonedshorty New Member MEMBER

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    that was too funny but soo true. you know them docs be tryin to get us for our cheese
     
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