Black Jokes Humor : Dating in 1957

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    It was summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his
    date, Connie Sue.

    Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a
    ducktail hairdo.

    When he goes to the front door, Connie Sue's father
    answers and invites him in.

    "Connie Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a
    seat?" he says.

    That's cool.

    Connie Sue's father asks Harold what they are planning
    to do.

    Harold replies politely that they will probably just
    go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.

    Connie Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go
    out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

    Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and
    he says, "Whaaaat?"

    "Yeah," says Connie Sue's father, "We know Connie Sue
    really likes to screw. Why, she'd screw all night if
    we let her!"

    Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear.
    Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

    A few minutes later, Connie Sue comes downstairs in
    her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and
    announces that she's ready to go.

    Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts
    his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have
    a good evening kids," with a small
    wink for Harold.

    About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Connie
    Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind
    her and screams at her father:
    "Dammit Daddy! The Twist. It's called the Twist."
     
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    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    oh, now that was "twisted"! :lol:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    dis was too funny what a twist and winding road .....lol
     
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    Guess there's a world of difference between the twist and the screw...oops...lol.
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Now that was funny. A really good laugh
     
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