Black Jokes Humor : Dad she is huge.

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a check.
    There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady
    in front of them was a rather large well dressed business lady.
    The kid could not help but notice her size. "Dad looks at her! She is so
    huge!"

    The father replied, "Be quiet! You must be polite and don't hurt her
    feelings."

    The kid persisted, "But dad she must weigh as much as a truck!"

    The father, rather embarrassed, said, "Stop it or I'll take you outside!"

    Just about then the ladies pager goes off ... "beep... beep... beep..."

    The kid screams "Dad look out! She's backing up!"
     
  2. Nisa

    Nisa Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol: That's mean :lol: He needs his tail beat !
     
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    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now that was really funny! Thanks.

    I got the neighbors going, "What the hell is he laughing at?"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahahahaha!!!
    this one for the road , it was wild and large
     
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    DCBob Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I think I liked the other one better. But still funny.
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now that was a good laugh
     
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    AHMOSE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Oh my goodness lmbo
    good one..
     
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