Khasm13 : da day i slayed da jolly green

[Khasm13]

as da summer day scorched
i sat on my back porch
and let da wind blend
with my essence
it felt betta then an unrepented sin
not learned from a lesson
buddah blessin
left my brain with an erection
that needed no correction
cause i enjoyed the added perception
must have been destined
for me to have an interupted session...

i noticed my beer bottle bouncing on my banaster
and then i felt a rumble and a shake
i was quickly rattled like a drunken janitor

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
..................................
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

oh ish...what da hell is this
coming down the steet was a green giant
walking with authority and shaking his giant fists
at me....
as i thought to myself...what did i do to he
then i remember the
golden hydroponics i stole from the palace in da clouds
under stealth in da night under a shroud
i was too proud to think this act was not noticed
when he stomped and crushed my saab
thas when i regained focus
he screamed out

you little black rogue
i make sure you pay for what you stole
ima take your little body
and fold
it like the chair you was sitting in
pesky @ss men
always getting in
something you cannot handle
i think that i will use your dreds
to thread my golden banjo
you little durdy ho
ima make sure you die slo...

then he said...hold up, where did he go?

he didn't peep that i climbed up in the tree
i hid up in the green leaves so that he could not see
da jolly green soon turned mean
and started smashing things
seen and unseen
what he didn't know
i also stole a magic bean
which would turn me into anything
i could imagine with my being
i swollowed it, and my third eye started seeing

hydroponic powers activate....

shape of a thunder cloud...

the sunny day soon turned grey
the powers of thunder and rain were mine to obtain
da jolly green didn't take notice
and continued to smash the street up
debris flying everywhere like a swarm of locust
thas when i position myself above him
then with natures hocus pocus
i let him have 1.5 million volts
of lightning...which smited the green dolt
burned to ashes...his essence vanished like the pope
gone with the wind
i transformed back to myself with a grin
5-0 rolled up late as ususal
as the birds came back and started churping
making the day musical
sargent swine asked me for a statement
thas when my look became vaccant
cause i remembered my car

oh my car

dang!!!!

let me go get some more of those magic beans
since i just got rid of da jolly green fiend...

 

[PositiveMindset]

D@mn, bruh...

Can I get down wit dat cipher?

Is dat dat Ghostweeeeeed?

Brothers & sisters, your guide on todays mindtrip...Brother Khasm.

Nice.

 

[Khasm13]

lololol
hahahahahahaha......
ghostweeeeeeeeeed....*as i hear the horse hoves*
hahahahaha....dude, that cracked me up...thanks pos
one love
khasm

 

[MzBlkAngel]

brother this was tight
mind trip is right
i was all up in this
flow so mo
Peace
Angel

 

[angelicsage]

Why do I get the impression that you have an awesome *comic book* collection...

I just sat back and enjoyed this one...talk about Fantasy Art intertwined
with some phenomenal creative writing...WOW...you are so entertaining...
I must also say that the beginning really captured my attention...very rarely
is a poet able to overtly rhyme with precision and tact...Well Done...Khasm!

I'm just like what a journey.... I don't want to get emotional...
but I LOVE YOUR WRITING... see...I can't even get to the alter this time

but know...your are the