Black Jokes Humor : Cooking brownies with kids

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.

    Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.

    Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Billy "no, no."

    Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

    Take shortening can away from Billy and clean cupboards.

    Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.

    Take shortening can away from Billy again and bathe cat.

    Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while
    removing shortening from cat's tail.

    Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.

    Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and
    windows for ventilation.

    Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the
    call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct
    dialed call removed from bill.

    Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.

    Let cat out of refrigerator.

    Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.

    Bake 25 minutes.

    Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that
    you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside
    while there's still time and he's still able to run away.

    Frosting

    Mix the following in saucepan:


    1 cup sugar
    1 oz unsweetened chocolate
    1/4 cup margarine
    Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it
    away -- far away.

    Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you
    didn't know Billy had slipped out of the house and was heading
    for the street. Put Billy in playpen.

    Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly
    for 2 minutes.

    Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a
    garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for
    ruined carpet.

    Tie Billy to clothesline.

    Remove burned brownies from oven.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...........deep crispy
     
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    sonnee01 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :haha:....Now that was too funny...are you sure his name is Billy and not Chucky??
     
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