- Aug 10, 2013
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(Texting Fast)
beginning of part two
Feather: i'm okay i was sleeping earlier after the nice brew of tea with honey. it's a new day to be happy about you know?
Ink: yes it is. so what kind of tea was it?
Feather: just pekoe orange plus faucet water plus honey and i added oranges, well tangerines to the brew after boil.
Ink: oranges in tea?
Feather: you know it sweet pea butter chips.
Ink: (laughing hard) sweet pea butter chips????? like i'm healthy and savory right?
Feather: with more room left on the plate we can be full before our final sunset! (smiling)
Ink: how in the world do you explain what you said??? you deep.
Feather: you sweet.
Ink: you unique.
Feather: you meek.
Ink: you tease.
Feather: you freeze.
Ink: you cheese.
Feather: you please.
Ink: you squeeze.
Feather: you seen.
Ink: you mean.
Feather: you check.
Ink: you save.
Feather: you fade.
Ink: you made.
Feather: you paid.
Ink: you lay.
Feather: you laid.
Ink: i love you.
Feather: you--whoa! you love i???
Ink: gotcha winking my right eye.
Feather: (laughing) so how many books you got out? you seem like a star.
Ink: i got one out already about love. you write mr. mysterious?? (smiling hard)
Feather: well ain't you curious about my protection and scribing. i am particular with the voice of triumphantness...to you i am your personal talisman. wear me sacredly between your valleys of softness who nurtures my honesty tucked in between the two dark circles of suckles that surrounded the two pillars of energy the turn-on exchange of delight as i jump from surface pouncing once firmly uprightly sensitive about my tingle spark flick of go-go-go.
Ink: fore real??? i understand you. but can you understand me? i bet my love outweighs yours cause all i need to do is just compile mine then revise and put a price on it. can you hang?
Feather: can i. it's on then. so if i lose i get to hold you tightly dancing in circles to my slow spells plus rhythmic instrumental music with one kiss lasting five seconds per hour fore two hours on foot bet???
Ink: what??? (laughing harder than hard) hold up! how can you make the rule for when you lose and actually making it out fore you to win??? that is unheard of and sorry but you've met your match.
Feather: never in a lifetime.
Ink: well forever outside a lifetime together then.
Feather: what???? (laughing harder than hard)
Ink: you got chess moves huh?? ok ok ok but i got you king.
Feather: say what??? oh you..oh you...you want sum?!?!? i mean it's nothing but a thang to overpower you.
Ink: weenie please. i'll break your mind when i bend over. so just sit down cause you won't be able to stand up. i got skills!!!! i'm da queen remember????
Feather: ohhhhhh snap!!!! you really tripping hardcore on my weenie. why you gotta always talk about my weenie boo??? huh??? (feeling sad on purpose)
Ink: (laughing hard) you know your weenie is good with me besides i do need to work on me.
Feather: you sho do.
Ink: what?????????
Feather: no no no no no that was not fore you. i said i love you too from back in the first texts i just didn't get a chance to text it cause we was so busy texting. (smile)
Ink: ummmhmm. ok ok. so who was it then on the other text message???
end of part two
beginning of part two
Feather: i'm okay i was sleeping earlier after the nice brew of tea with honey. it's a new day to be happy about you know?
Ink: yes it is. so what kind of tea was it?
Feather: just pekoe orange plus faucet water plus honey and i added oranges, well tangerines to the brew after boil.
Ink: oranges in tea?
Feather: you know it sweet pea butter chips.
Ink: (laughing hard) sweet pea butter chips????? like i'm healthy and savory right?
Feather: with more room left on the plate we can be full before our final sunset! (smiling)
Ink: how in the world do you explain what you said??? you deep.
Feather: you sweet.
Ink: you unique.
Feather: you meek.
Ink: you tease.
Feather: you freeze.
Ink: you cheese.
Feather: you please.
Ink: you squeeze.
Feather: you seen.
Ink: you mean.
Feather: you check.
Ink: you save.
Feather: you fade.
Ink: you made.
Feather: you paid.
Ink: you lay.
Feather: you laid.
Ink: i love you.
Feather: you--whoa! you love i???
Ink: gotcha winking my right eye.
Feather: (laughing) so how many books you got out? you seem like a star.
Ink: i got one out already about love. you write mr. mysterious?? (smiling hard)
Feather: well ain't you curious about my protection and scribing. i am particular with the voice of triumphantness...to you i am your personal talisman. wear me sacredly between your valleys of softness who nurtures my honesty tucked in between the two dark circles of suckles that surrounded the two pillars of energy the turn-on exchange of delight as i jump from surface pouncing once firmly uprightly sensitive about my tingle spark flick of go-go-go.
Ink: fore real??? i understand you. but can you understand me? i bet my love outweighs yours cause all i need to do is just compile mine then revise and put a price on it. can you hang?
Feather: can i. it's on then. so if i lose i get to hold you tightly dancing in circles to my slow spells plus rhythmic instrumental music with one kiss lasting five seconds per hour fore two hours on foot bet???
Ink: what??? (laughing harder than hard) hold up! how can you make the rule for when you lose and actually making it out fore you to win??? that is unheard of and sorry but you've met your match.
Feather: never in a lifetime.
Ink: well forever outside a lifetime together then.
Feather: what???? (laughing harder than hard)
Ink: you got chess moves huh?? ok ok ok but i got you king.
Feather: say what??? oh you..oh you...you want sum?!?!? i mean it's nothing but a thang to overpower you.
Ink: weenie please. i'll break your mind when i bend over. so just sit down cause you won't be able to stand up. i got skills!!!! i'm da queen remember????
Feather: ohhhhhh snap!!!! you really tripping hardcore on my weenie. why you gotta always talk about my weenie boo??? huh??? (feeling sad on purpose)
Ink: (laughing hard) you know your weenie is good with me besides i do need to work on me.
Feather: you sho do.
Ink: what?????????
Feather: no no no no no that was not fore you. i said i love you too from back in the first texts i just didn't get a chance to text it cause we was so busy texting. (smile)
Ink: ummmhmm. ok ok. so who was it then on the other text message???
end of part two