Black Jokes Humor : Commanded By Wife

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  1. MsInterpret

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    God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.”
    With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
    God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
    And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
     
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    Kadijah Banned MEMBER

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    Hmmm.... I suggest you read that thread.
     
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    I will take a look later on in the evening. I'll respond once I have read it
     
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    Kadijah, I still think it is funny. I think I know what you are eluding to, as I saw your opinion of the other thread. Still, I thought the picture fit with this thread. True or not, it is funny in context.

    P.S. how do you tag an individual to a post?
     
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    Kadijah Banned MEMBER

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    Well, I'm not a fan of tricking, conning, bamboozling OR false advertising, so.....

    Oh, and throw that question about tagging open to the board. I've never done it. :)
     
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    Will do! :)
     
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    Btw, I don't think I "properly" welcomed you to the board.

    Welcome, DDW!:love:
     
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