Black Jokes Humor : Clocks

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  1. eternal

    eternal Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
    has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
    move."
    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
    that
    she never told a lie."
    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
    have
    moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
    entire
    life."
    "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
    "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
    fan."
     
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    hahahahahahaahaha
    what a big lier ...........
     
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    awww man dis is funny
    much love,
    -story
     
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    lol hahahahaha too cute!
     
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    rofl....

    Ha!....lol...lomw...(Laffin Off My Wig)...lomw.... on this one
     
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    So much truth in this one, sad, but funny.
     
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