Black Jokes Humor : church joke

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    a minister decided to do something a little different 1 sunday morning. he said "2day, church, i am going to say a single word & u 4 going 2 help me preach. whatever single word i say, i want u to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
    the pastor shouted out, "cross." Immediately the congregation started singing n unison "the old rugged cross."
    the pastor hollered out "grace." the congregation began 2 sing "amazing grace, how sweet the sound."
    the pastor said "power." the congregation sang "there is power n the blood." the pastor said "sex."

    the congregation fell n total silence. every1 was n shock. they all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

    then all of a sudden way from in the back of the church a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up & began to sing ........."precious memories".
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    she sho can sang!
    remembering da dayssssssssss!! LOL
    hahahahahaha
    dis was str8 off da hook
     
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    lol...i like dis...
    dig dat
     
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    icandi Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    this was too funny
     
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    Another funny one Doc

    :spinstar: :spinstar: :spinstar:
     
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    Lawd!

    yez
    How they Linger....lol
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    sure wish I live that long (87) to share memories, of course by then I wouldn't remember, what it was I was suspose to remember :look:
     
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