A man walks into a pet store to buy a Christmas gift. The clerk shows him "Chet" the Parrot, which sings Christmas songs. The man asks "How do you get Chet to sing?" And the clerk takes out a match, lights it and holds it under Chet's right foot. The bird lifts his right foot up, squawks and begins to sing, "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way... " The man asks if he knows anything else and the clerk holds the match under the bird's left foot. The bird pipes in with, "On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me, caw..." The clerk leaves the man alone with Chet and he lights a match and holds it between the bird's legs and the bird begins to squawk "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."