Black Jokes Humor : Chet the parrot

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man walks into a pet store to buy a Christmas gift. The clerk shows him "Chet" the Parrot, which sings Christmas songs.

    The man asks "How do you get Chet to sing?" And the clerk takes out a match, lights it and holds it under Chet's right foot. The bird lifts his right foot up, squawks and begins to sing, "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way... "

    The man asks if he knows anything else and the clerk holds the match under the bird's left foot. The bird pipes in with, "On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me, caw..."

    The clerk leaves the man alone with Chet and he lights a match and holds it between the bird's legs and the bird begins to squawk
    "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL....Hopefully that man has a steady hand. Thanks for the laugh!
     
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    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Animal cruelty ain't no joke but this was FUNNY!
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Right 1poet, that is animal abuse but...umm it was funny ....hahahaha
     
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