A man wasn't feeling well so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. After a long wait for the results, the doctor finally came back out. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor said. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh no! I can't believe it!" says the man. "How long do I have?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "What do you mean by that? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."