Black Jokes Humor : Cannibals got to eat, too.

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the
    tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked
    deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

    Before long, along came this little old man. The son
    said, "OOh dad, there's one."

    "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that
    one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

    Well, a little while later, along came this really fat
    man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

    "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack
    from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

    About an hour later, here comes this absolutely
    gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong
    with that one dad. Let's eat her."

    "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

    "Why not?" asked the son.

    "Because, we're going to take her back alive
    and eat your mother."
     
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    man u can come up wit da wild one ...........lol
     
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    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL...................... :rolling:
     
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    :lol: :laugh: Hahahaha! Now that's just wrong! LOL!
     
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    sure hope my husband don't go hunting for food...I may be the next to go ..lol
     
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