Black Poetry : Burnt Chicken

[Nita]

BURNT CHICKEN


I try to eat healthy
I try to eat right
That's one reason I chose, to cook chicken tonight
Cream corn in the middle
and a roll on da side
Chicken rightly seasoned
Baked not fried


It was almost done
then the phone starts to ring
take a lQQk at my I.D.
and it said Ding-A-Ling
Oh no, It's my husband
well, ex soon to be :deal:
He said he wanted freedom
So why He callin Me?


I tried to make it quick
but he kept goin on :uhoh:
askin dumb questions...
shoulda hung up the phone


But I tried to be nice
took my time out to listen
Even tho he WONT admit it
my love's what he's missin


Then out the kitchen I see smoke
seepin out my stove
That old commercial came to mind
Remember
Stop
Drop
AND
Roll :rolling:

Though the smoke did not choke
My anger soon starts ta tickin
I stood and shook my head
Fingers I'll NOT be lickin

The NPC strikes again (Nappy.Crappy.Pappy)
I try not to be trippin
Can't help but to hate
he made me burnt up my chicken

 

[Alpha Male]

RE:TO NITA

Loved your story
so nice to listen
did he tell you what he's missing?
Some where I heard if a women burns her cooking
She is in LOVE
is THIS TRUE?

BURNT CHICKEN


I try to eat healthy
I try to eat right
That's one reason I chose, to cook chicken tonight
Cream corn in the middle
and a roll on da side
Chicken rightly seasoned
Baked not fried


It was almost done
then the phone starts to ring
take a lQQk at my I.D.
and it said Ding-A-Ling
Oh no, It's my husband
well, ex soon to be :deal:
He said he wanted freedom
So why He callin Me?


I tried to make it quick
but he kept goin on :uhoh:
askin dumb questions...
shoulda hung up the phone


But I tried to be nice
took my time out to listen
Even tho he WONT admit it
my love's what he's missin


Then out the kitchen I see smoke
seepin out my stove
That old commercial came to mind
Remember
Stop
Drop
AND
Roll :rolling:

Though the smoke did not choke
My anger soon starts ta tickin
I stood and shook my head
Fingers I'll NOT be lickin

The NPC strikes again (Nappy.Crappy.Pappy)
I try not to be trippin
Can't help but to hate
he made me burnt up my chicken

 

[watzinaname]

Well, next time I guess you'll just have him leave a message, Miss Caller ID Lady. This was a fun read, you're not the first to have burnt up a meal while on the phone... Guess you had to give the colonel a call...lol.

 

[$$RICH$$]

lol...........beter do it right next time
i like dis here .....gurl ya wild

 

[YeshuJah]

This was funny- you're a good story-teller, had me smiling. Thanks for the smile.

JAH Love is ONE.