Black Poetry : Burnt Chicken

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  1. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :hot: BURNT CHICKEN :hot:


    I try to eat healthy :coffee:
    I try to eat right
    That's one reason I chose, to cook chicken tonight
    Cream corn in the middle
    and a roll on da side
    Chicken rightly seasoned
    Baked not fried


    It was almost done
    then the phone starts to ring
    take a lQQk at my I.D. :eek:
    and it said Ding-A-Ling
    Oh no, It's my husband :jawdrop:
    well, ex soon to be :deal:
    He said he wanted freedom
    So why He callin Me? :confused:


    I tried to make it quick
    but he kept goin on :uhoh:
    askin dumb questions...
    shoulda hung up the phone


    But I tried to be nice
    took my time out to listen
    Even tho he WONT admit it
    my love's what he's missin


    Then out the kitchen I see smoke
    seepin out my stove
    That old commercial came to mind
    Remember
    Stop :nono:
    Drop :jawdrop:
    AND
    Roll :rolling:

    Though the smoke did not choke
    My anger soon starts ta tickin :mad:
    I stood and shook my head
    Fingers I'll NOT be lickin

    The NPC strikes again (Nappy.Crappy.Pappy)
    I try not to be trippin
    Can't help but to hate
    he made me burnt up my chicken
     
  2. Alpha Male

    Alpha Male Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    RE:TO NITA

    Loved your story
    so nice to listen
    did he tell you what he's missing?
    Some where I heard if a women burns her cooking
    She is in LOVE
    is THIS TRUE?


     
  3. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Well, next time I guess you'll just have him leave a message, Miss Caller ID Lady. This was a fun read, you're not the first to have burnt up a meal while on the phone... Guess you had to give the colonel a call...lol.
     
  4. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...........beter do it right next time
    i like dis here .....gurl ya wild
     
  5. YeshuJah

    YeshuJah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This was funny- you're a good story-teller, had me smiling. Thanks for the smile.

    JAH Love is ONE.
     
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    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol....gurl u to much
    this was off it
    but i feel ya
    lol
    Peace
    Angel
     
  7. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol....

    Thanks family

    thanks mba..lol I know I'm off...lol
    yeshujah...thanks 4 makin me smile
    $$RICH$$ wildstyle does it again...lol
    watzinaname..thanks for admitt"n I'm not the only one that happens to..lol
    Alpha...Hursh...lol...lol
     
  8. gempis

    gempis Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LAWD! this done cracked me right up, sis. :lol: I love this tight humor drop.
     
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    All I wanted to do was talk about my day why U have to write about me?? :cry:
    LMBAO! Girl u are wild as the day is long...lol :eek:hmy:
     
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    rasheed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Nita,
    i enjoyed this read, it's creative, wild, funny and well put together, flows good and keeps the attention................... :lol:
     
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