What is up with this down- low deal? Supposedly straight men who have sex with other men? (boyfriends AND husbands). This is crazy. I thought we called this being flat out gay or homosexual? They are claiming to NOT be coming out of the closet but are BEHIND the closet. What kind of crap is that? Especially with AIDS on the march like it is. So, Bob and Rob wanna play on the down low? The next thing you know, Brothas gon' be complaining about a SHORTAGE OF SISTAS!....we'll probably be dead of HIV or "closin' up shop, locking things up tight" and running from them so we don't get it! Wouldn't it be messed up if you like were in what you thought was the perfect relationship/marriage or close to it and you came down sick and found out you were Hiv positive or something? All because he was living on the down-low? What if your boyfriend or husband came home talking about he was a member of this down-low club? (Baby, I got something to tell you? I don't know how you gon' take this but, I'm living on the DL...that's a straight up CAST IRON POT TO THE HEAD RIGHT THERE! OR A BULLET IN THE ***! They SHOULD call it living on the LOW-down. You know? they got all this technology nowadays....I say they make something simple like a pair of shades....that you put on when you're out on a date or in the club looking for that special someone ...Or just to know what the opposite sex is about. People would be wearing them in the church too looking CRAZY! Sittin' in church with some black behind shades on talkin' about let us pray for sista Maisy! People would have them on in the grocery stores or where ever. ANYWAY, you see this fine brotha and YOU WANNA KNOW what's up with him? Is he straight? straight, but living on the down-low? bisexual? gay? crazy? retarded? dead-beat dad? missing teeth? -Anyway the shades would give us an instant readout. I think that's what we got to do now, go JAMES BOND ON THEY ***! They got it so, we have to place an ORDER for a decent brotha! Let me get light-skinned brotha....with the gold teeth...living on the down-low....-Naw, make that a medium brown skin brotha, STRAIGHT! with a limp and a gold chain. HOLD THE BAD BREATH...and a large tea!