A man was in a little knick knack shop when he spied this beautiful bronze rat. It was so exquisite that he had to buy it. He took it to the cashier Cashier: That will be ten dollars for the rat and a hundred for the story behind it. Man: I'll just take the rat. So the man bought the rat. when he got outside rats started coming out of alleys, trash cans, sewers, basements--every rat in the city just scampering over each other to get at this bronze rat. the man was terrified, He ran to the pier and threw the bronze rat into the water. All the rats jumped after it and drowned. Then the man went back to the shop. Cashier: I guess you'll be wanting the story now? Man: No, I want to know if you have any bronze conservative republicans.