Breaking News: Destee (aka D'Blizzy) of Destee.com Catches Major Case (ENN)—Federal prosecutors expect to bring criminal charges today against Destee (aka D'Blizzy) of Destee.com. D'Blizzy, allegedly got busy at a popular cyber cafe in Gulf Shores, Alabama called: “Da Kitchen Table.” There—she launched a felonious verbal assault against a young man who only sought two things: Her companionship and attention. Nevertheless—for his trouble, D'Blizzy verbally body slammed him throughout Da Kitchen Table where “ear-witnesses” also say 'Blizzy relentlessly tongue-lashed and taunted the man with her trademarked phrase: “You Better Be still.” Then—with callous disregard for his manhood—coupled with an effort to thoroughly humiliate her prey w/o prejudice... D'Blizzy “Sonned Him” and let him know w/o compunction: “he was not worthy.” After which, D'Blizzy tossed her would be suitor: Mind, Suffering Psyche & Soul from the “Da Kitchen Table” into dark territory. The defendant was discovered (days later) completely discombobulated and wondering around the Special Victim's Unit of Cobb County—Mumbling: “I Better Be Still”... “I Better Be Still.” But—unlike her alleged victim... The Feds say “they won't be still until D'Blizzy is brought before The Bar of Federal Justice.” Attempts to reach D'Blizzy at her palatial Gulf Shores Estate for comments have been unsuccessful. What's more, law enforcement officials fear that D'Blizzy is on the lam and out of the country in an undisclosed location. In a state of shock, denial and disbelief! Members of Destee.com are holding a prayer and candlelight vigil today @ 8pm for their embattled leader. In related news... state police are investigating threats recently made by D'Blizzy to stab a prominent male figure of her community. D'Blizzy, according to witnesses, repeatedly dared the man to attend “Da Kitchen Table” (at his own risk) where she promised to launch the fatal knife attack and take his life. Since the alleged incident... frightened Alabama citizens state-wide are calling for dramatic reductions in “metal cutlery”, while knife control advocates have taken to the streets in record numbers demanding new draconian knife control legislation. In other news... (c) 2013. ENN. All Rights Reserved.