the legend of their stable
is something of a fable
it's no myth that Howard put food on her table
long after she told him that some other dude
was more than willing to keep her happy
[Eve walks into Snappy]
could I have a rental?
dealer :
something fundamental?
[eve nods]
dealer :
would this be instrumental?
[back in class]
cora :
but wouldn’t that be detrimental?
i don’t mean to be judgemental
but hasn’t Howard ever heard of Parental Control?
what about his soul?
teacher :
unmonumental
without Eve, Howard’s existence was only accidental at best
elmer :
is this going to be on the test?
teacher :
of course
[bell rings]
don’t forget you can also find some supplemental reading in the library
see you Monday
[back in Indiana]
eve :
what a fun day
i should be there by Sunday
i think I’ll let the top down
that’s better
one way or another, Eve thought, I’m going to find out if Howard’s love letters
are for real
love,
eve & howard
is something of a fable
it's no myth that Howard put food on her table
long after she told him that some other dude
was more than willing to keep her happy
[Eve walks into Snappy]
could I have a rental?
dealer :
something fundamental?
[eve nods]
dealer :
would this be instrumental?
[back in class]
cora :
but wouldn’t that be detrimental?
i don’t mean to be judgemental
but hasn’t Howard ever heard of Parental Control?
what about his soul?
teacher :
unmonumental
without Eve, Howard’s existence was only accidental at best
elmer :
is this going to be on the test?
teacher :
of course
[bell rings]
don’t forget you can also find some supplemental reading in the library
see you Monday
[back in Indiana]
eve :
what a fun day
i should be there by Sunday
i think I’ll let the top down
that’s better
one way or another, Eve thought, I’m going to find out if Howard’s love letters
are for real
love,
eve & howard