Black Jokes Humor : Brain Exercise

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.

    Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your
    mind and . . . begin.


    1. What do you put in a toaster?

    The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.


    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
    reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.


    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to
    question four.


    4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
    divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East
    Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

    Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If
    you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.


    5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
    Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
    exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.


    6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

    Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!
     
  2. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LMFAO! That was good. If those questions were on the IQ test i would have been screwed!
     
  3. Slowly

    Slowly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    all good ones, but sumthin is wrong with #4? I don't think that clock will give the right time.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.............these are good ones
     
  5. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    umm...a friend of mine, yea, a friend...didn't get past Q#1, & now this um, freind wants to kno, f he can get a disability check?

    good job
     
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