Black Jokes Humor : Bra Sizes

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City.

    >He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."

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    >With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?"

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    >He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she wanted

    >a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

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    >"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many

    >requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want

    >the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian

    >type."

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    >Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the

    >differences?"

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    >The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic

    >type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen,

    >Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."

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    >He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the

    >Baptist type for?" "They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."

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    >Bra Sizes

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    >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters

    >used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure

    >out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

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    > {A} Almost Boobs...

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    > {B} Barely there.

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    > {C} Can't Complain!

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    > {D} Dang!

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    > {DD} Double dang!

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    > {E} Enormous!

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    > {F} Fake.

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    > {G} Get a Reduction.

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    > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.

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  2. panafrica

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    That's funny, and as a "breast man"...I can appreciate the breakdown!
     
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    LOL...LOL Thanks for the break down on the ABC's of bra sizes. "DD" double dang... :jumping:
     
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    LMAO!! That wastoo funny. I always wondering about the letters. Thanx for letting me know.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    smh uh uh LOL
     
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    **Double Dang**...Enormous

    Wow, that's comedy:lol:
     
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    I always wonder what cup she was QQn at her bra and the letter inside

    O' my ! .............this was too funny is all i can say now i wonder if i can
    naw ......lmbo
     
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    sweet apple*pie Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    very funny!

    :em2300:
     
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    Is there a K-size because i saw some klungos i mean they was a blanket to cover a pond
    did you know i could fit between them and not be seen !
     
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