Black Jokes Humor : Blond Suicide Attempt

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
    index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
    finger off?"

    "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I
    just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the
    chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
    noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
     
  2. kente417mojo

    kente417mojo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Being blonde should be considered a disability. :bam:
     
  3. 1poetsought

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    Little harm done

    Thanks, for laugh of my day! :shades:
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Hey give her credit. At least she was thinking
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol she show nuff was ...lol
     
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