So a blond girl walks into an electronics store. After a little browsing she picks out her new TV and flags down one of the employees, "Sir, I'd like to buy this TV." The man looked at her, and the TV, and explained "I'm sorry maam, but we have a policy, we dont serve blonds here." Obviously she wouldnt stand for this so she stormed straight out of the store. That night she realized she wouldnt let this little piddly store clerk tell her what she could and couldnt buy. If they wouldnt serve blonds there, she wouldnt be a blond. Two hours at a hair stylist and she walked back into that electronics store, this time as a brunette, and went right back to the clerk to say "Sir, I am here to purchase that TV right there." The clerk looked her up and down, "For the last time, we dont serve blonds here." She looked him square in the eye "HA, I'm not a blond, I'm a brunette!" The clerk replied, "And thats not a TV, it's a fricken microwave."