I come to you once again my friends to persuade to take Blackbirdism is your primary faith. We are looking for idio -, ah-hem, faithful and devout people like yourselves to carry the torch of the prophet Blackbird across the land. To proclaim your faith in Blackbirdism, all you need to do is shout "Boom shaka-laka, fa true, fa real you know the deal down below and up the hill the sacred order of Blackbird."
Also in addition, just a small one-time membership fee of 10% of your yearly earnings to be debited from your checking account annually for the remainder of your life. In Blackbirdism, you give me, oops I meant, Blackbird all you can afford and I offer you the "truth" (which is nothing because nothing is true). Don't read the small print because only small minds read that. Also do not read any books besides those approved by the prophet Blackbird because it will only confuse you. If you must believe in something, believe in me. What I say can not be proven to be true but nothing can be proven to be true beyond a shadow of a doubt. However, it doesn't mean what I say is not true.
Brought to you by HIM Blackbird the Messiah, the Prophet, the High Priest, the college degreed Scientist.
Also in addition, just a small one-time membership fee of 10% of your yearly earnings to be debited from your checking account annually for the remainder of your life. In Blackbirdism, you give me, oops I meant, Blackbird all you can afford and I offer you the "truth" (which is nothing because nothing is true). Don't read the small print because only small minds read that. Also do not read any books besides those approved by the prophet Blackbird because it will only confuse you. If you must believe in something, believe in me. What I say can not be proven to be true but nothing can be proven to be true beyond a shadow of a doubt. However, it doesn't mean what I say is not true.
Brought to you by HIM Blackbird the Messiah, the Prophet, the High Priest, the college degreed Scientist.