Black Poetry : " Black Sexy Santa vs. jh "

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by j'hiah, Dec 19, 2008.

  1. j'hiah

    j'hiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    sexy??
    man u look like Otis from Martin
    stop this grinch madness you're startin'
    and take off that hemmed up fake faded Santa suit
    with the green ornaments hanging from your sides


    Black Sexy Santa
    boy i remember you
    from a long time ago...
    feelin's still hurt cuz Santa pissed in the snow
    lookah heah boy you need to stay out my 'fro
    b-4 i....


    b-4 you what??
    i never heard of a Santa who smoked a mistletoe
    mixes gin with his milk with cookies..


    lemme tell you sumn' rookie
    tonight they might book me
    i'll be carolin' in jail
    about how i whooped yo' a.ss with one jingle bell...
    keep f'n with me
    they'll find yo eyeballs in a stockin'
    i'll have all my elfmates singin & rockin'


    quiet it down
    little kids are here..
    you're trying to get rowdy in a public square...
    every time you ask them what they want
    you tell them they wont get it
    you even asked a little boy for his mama's name
    and asked if he thought you could hit it



    well g-damit, who u 'posed 2 be
    da spirit of christmas light
    ~~ he didn't come to fuss
    he didn't come to fight~~


    i don't want to see
    another kid crying
    or your last couple of teeth will be flying
    down somebody's chimney!!


    do sumn'!!!

    man i will get all in...
    look sexyless Santa
    Christmas is not all gifts and making kids mad
    tell them to go to school and make their parents glad
    be a college grad and...


    man i aint no dam school counselor
    whatchu call dem... a recruita..
    iiiiiiii'm just keepin' it real
    Christmas aint what it used ta...
    we didn't have a dime
    and what mama did give
    **** sho didn't come from no White Santa
    he musta been scared to come where we live
    let the lil' bastards cry
    i still ain't gettin' no icepod


    you mean ipod

    ipoddin' you now get the hell out my face...
    here come lil' Timmy.


    u're hopeless. i'm out
     
  2. cocobutterskyn

    cocobutterskyn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    [email protected]'hiah

    BSS is straight from the ghetto.:)

    :lol:
    That verse set the scene, from there on I was able to envision
    the santa and j'hiah showdown!:D

    MaddSistahlyLove!
    Coco:heart:
     
  3. Rashad

    Rashad Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Man i was trip'n the whole piece
    this right here was like watching
    tv lol the entire time, nice!
    Growing up in the da hood
    can be sad but funny at the
    same tyme...creative.
     
  4. j'hiah

    j'hiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ra & Coco,,
    i can't do nothing with this guy. i want 2 know who gave him this job!!
    :thanks:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    man i tell ya he one bad shut my mouth......this one who is on a mission tis year!

    hey bruh ! hit me up and send me something to work with ....Tyme we escort them down da lane
     
  6. Da Street So'ja

    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    otis from martin

    lol

    hahahahahahahahha

    this ish was funny man

    :happens:
     
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    Oh my goodness!!! This mess was banana's!!!

    Ahhh! Brilliant piece of comedic poetry, and I so appreciate it up in here...

    Nice change of pace, and I was LMAO the whole time!!! Feelinz still hurt cuz Santa pissed in da snow!!!

    I would love to read more!!!
     
  8. epiphany

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    Dats a mean ol' Santa...

    Well you tried Jhiah, that grinch is programmed not to change~:SuN049:

    You should report him to the Santa police...replace that Ghetto Santa
    with a quickness before he rub off on some poor impressionable kid and he grow up to be a mean ol' Santa too...lol.

    and take off that hemmed up fake faded Santa suit
    with the green ornaments hanging from your sides


    Too funny Jhiah...:em2300:


    epiphany:heart:
     
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    Loved this hilarious back and forth j'hiah. By the way, are you joining up with the Kings of Comedy on the side? LOL Keep em coming poetic brother.
     
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    christmas is ova
    but you know i had to come give my brotha from anotha motha his props lol
    ummm but why was santa tryin to get with the chirens mama smh
    only you brotha jh only you :lol:
    good stuff :read:
     
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