sexy??
man u look like Otis from Martin
stop this grinch madness you're startin'
and take off that hemmed up fake faded Santa suit
with the green ornaments hanging from your sides
Black Sexy Santa
boy i remember you
from a long time ago...
feelin's still hurt cuz Santa pissed in the snow
lookah heah boy you need to stay out my 'fro
b-4 i....
b-4 you what??
i never heard of a Santa who smoked a mistletoe
mixes gin with his milk with cookies..
lemme tell you sumn' rookie
tonight they might book me
i'll be carolin' in jail
about how i whooped yo' a.ss with one jingle bell...
keep f'n with me
they'll find yo eyeballs in a stockin'
i'll have all my elfmates singin & rockin'
quiet it down
little kids are here..
you're trying to get rowdy in a public square...
every time you ask them what they want
you tell them they wont get it
you even asked a little boy for his mama's name
and asked if he thought you could hit it
well g-damit, who u 'posed 2 be
da spirit of christmas light
~~ he didn't come to fuss
he didn't come to fight~~
i don't want to see
another kid crying
or your last couple of teeth will be flying
down somebody's chimney!!
do sumn'!!!
man i will get all in...
look sexyless Santa
Christmas is not all gifts and making kids mad
tell them to go to school and make their parents glad
be a college grad and...
man i aint no dam school counselor
whatchu call dem... a recruita..
iiiiiiii'm just keepin' it real
Christmas aint what it used ta...
we didn't have a dime
and what mama did give
**** sho didn't come from no White Santa
he musta been scared to come where we live
let the lil' bastards cry
i still ain't gettin' no icepod
you mean ipod
ipoddin' you now get the hell out my face...
here come lil' Timmy.
u're hopeless. i'm out
man u look like Otis from Martin
stop this grinch madness you're startin'
and take off that hemmed up fake faded Santa suit
with the green ornaments hanging from your sides
Black Sexy Santa
boy i remember you
from a long time ago...
feelin's still hurt cuz Santa pissed in the snow
lookah heah boy you need to stay out my 'fro
b-4 i....
b-4 you what??
i never heard of a Santa who smoked a mistletoe
mixes gin with his milk with cookies..
lemme tell you sumn' rookie
tonight they might book me
i'll be carolin' in jail
about how i whooped yo' a.ss with one jingle bell...
keep f'n with me
they'll find yo eyeballs in a stockin'
i'll have all my elfmates singin & rockin'
quiet it down
little kids are here..
you're trying to get rowdy in a public square...
every time you ask them what they want
you tell them they wont get it
you even asked a little boy for his mama's name
and asked if he thought you could hit it
well g-damit, who u 'posed 2 be
da spirit of christmas light
~~ he didn't come to fuss
he didn't come to fight~~
i don't want to see
another kid crying
or your last couple of teeth will be flying
down somebody's chimney!!
do sumn'!!!
man i will get all in...
look sexyless Santa
Christmas is not all gifts and making kids mad
tell them to go to school and make their parents glad
be a college grad and...
man i aint no dam school counselor
whatchu call dem... a recruita..
iiiiiiii'm just keepin' it real
Christmas aint what it used ta...
we didn't have a dime
and what mama did give
**** sho didn't come from no White Santa
he musta been scared to come where we live
let the lil' bastards cry
i still ain't gettin' no icepod
you mean ipod
ipoddin' you now get the hell out my face...
here come lil' Timmy.
u're hopeless. i'm out