Black Jokes Humor : Birthday Present

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by c-note, Sep 15, 2006.

  1. c-note

    c-note Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This is not a joke, but a funny, story I heard from Paul Harvey's The Rest of the Story radio spot.

    A long-time married couple ended up in divorce court. The judge of course asked what happened to make them want a divorce. The husband explained that on his wife's birthday, he asked her what she wanted.

    She said "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in less than 3 seconds".

    So he bought her a bathroom scale.






    Be careful what you ask for
     
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    PLATINUMILLITY1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    THAS JUS PLAIN OL DAYUM WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.........................
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    hahaha ..good one, that was funny
     
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