Black Jokes Humor : Birds and Bees 2005

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Explaining the birds and the bees in the 21st century ....
    The little boy asked his father - Daddy, how was I born?
    Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! So here goes.

    Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

    You've Got Male!
     
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    hahahahahaha!!!
    i heard this one before and it still get's me how one is born !
     
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    See.. computer geeks do it too! Lol.
     
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    *note to self* stay outa chattrooms :lol:
     
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    oh lawd no more chat for me smh
     
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