Black Jokes Humor : Bill Gates can choose his punishment

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by dstny, Aug 7, 2007.

  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

    May 27, 2004
    Likes Received:
    +6 / -0
    Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood
    over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's
    a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
    all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every
    home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other
    indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let
    you decide where you want to go."

    Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you briefly
    explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly puzzled, God said,
    "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly, then you can
    make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?"

    Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God
    and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning and a
    cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.

    When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful and
    clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies,
    pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across
    Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This is great,"
    he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

    Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of
    smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above
    the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing
    in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but not as
    enticing as Hell.

    Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and
    Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.

    Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he
    was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to
    a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned
    and tortured by demons.

    "So, how is everything going?" God asked.

    Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and disappointment
    "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can
    t believe this is happening! What happened to the other place....with the
    beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?

    "That was the demo," replied God.
  2. King Tubbs

    King Tubbs Well-Known Member MEMBER

    United Kingdom
    Apr 17, 2005
    Likes Received:
    +272 / -0
    I love that joke!!

    When I first heard it, the punchline was "Oh, that? that was just a screensaver!"