I was eating a bologna sandwich when Big Marla came through the door, she flashed a gold tooth smile and said "y'all get ready for the big butt show. "We got sculpted ***** with pretty cheeks, we got sweet watermelon booty galore we got lemon butts, some round like nuts, we got some that reach the floor. She looked and me and smiled and said, "Boy you grinning like a Cheshire cat. Bring your skinny *** out on the floor and I'll show you where it's at." She rode me like the Lone Ranger I said, "somebody call the law", that's when one ***** slipped loose and swung and broke my jaw. But she kept on strokin' and juggin' that big booty was going round and round she busted my jaw and she busted my nuts she spanked me like a circus clown. Well the story is legend now and me and Marla is a sight to see she's weighing in at about 292 and soaking wet I'm 143.