I was eating a bologna sandwich
when Big Marla came through the door,
she flashed a gold tooth smile and said
"y'all get ready for the big butt show.
"We got sculpted ***** with pretty cheeks,
we got sweet watermelon booty galore
we got lemon butts, some round like nuts,
we got some that reach the floor.
She looked and me and smiled and said,
"Boy you grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Bring your skinny *** out on the floor
and I'll show you where it's at."
She rode me like the Lone Ranger
I said, "somebody call the law",
that's when one ***** slipped loose
and swung and broke my jaw.
But she kept on strokin' and juggin'
that big booty was going round and round
she busted my jaw and she busted my nuts
she spanked me like a circus clown.
Well the story is legend now
and me and Marla is a sight to see
she's weighing in at about 292
and soaking wet I'm 143.
when Big Marla came through the door,
she flashed a gold tooth smile and said
"y'all get ready for the big butt show.
"We got sculpted ***** with pretty cheeks,
we got sweet watermelon booty galore
we got lemon butts, some round like nuts,
we got some that reach the floor.
She looked and me and smiled and said,
"Boy you grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Bring your skinny *** out on the floor
and I'll show you where it's at."
She rode me like the Lone Ranger
I said, "somebody call the law",
that's when one ***** slipped loose
and swung and broke my jaw.
But she kept on strokin' and juggin'
that big booty was going round and round
she busted my jaw and she busted my nuts
she spanked me like a circus clown.
Well the story is legend now
and me and Marla is a sight to see
she's weighing in at about 292
and soaking wet I'm 143.
