Black Poetry : Big Marla

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  1. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I was eating a bologna sandwich
    when Big Marla came through the door,
    she flashed a gold tooth smile and said
    "y'all get ready for the big butt show.

    "We got sculpted ***** with pretty cheeks,
    we got sweet watermelon booty galore
    we got lemon butts, some round like nuts,
    we got some that reach the floor.

    She looked and me and smiled and said,
    "Boy you grinning like a Cheshire cat.
    Bring your skinny *** out on the floor
    and I'll show you where it's at."

    She rode me like the Lone Ranger
    I said, "somebody call the law",
    that's when one ***** slipped loose
    and swung and broke my jaw.

    But she kept on strokin' and juggin'
    that big booty was going round and round
    she busted my jaw and she busted my nuts
    she spanked me like a circus clown.

    Well the story is legend now
    and me and Marla is a sight to see
    she's weighing in at about 292
    and soaking wet I'm 143.

    :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:
     
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    HA HA

    Boy you got me rolling over here!!!! This is tight!!!
     
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    Oh my

    Oh my...big butts
    and broken nutz
     
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    Oh my

    Oh my...big butts
    and broken nutz
    oooookay
    Much Luv
    Nita
     
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    LOL Amun-Ra !!! :lol:

    hahahaha

    ROLLING ~~~~~~> :rolling:

    Destee
     
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    how i miss dis

    Ra...............man u drop a laughter on us here !
    and dis was tooooooooooo funny
    da butt n' nutzzzzzzzz thang!

    Mr.A u add spice cold shower :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    this piece iz
    off the wall
    for this Ra
    you get tall
    props
    to picture big marla's
    *** drop
    **** near made me
    cough
    up the drink i was drinking
    wait, is that big Sherl winking

    classic material dude...
    peace
    khasm
     
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    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    At Myself

    Who else is better to make fun than yourself--I do more stupid stuff and get caught in the silliest situations, that I must write about them--Marla was a girl I knew in college--she really had a bid butt show because she and several girls found a quick way to make money--there never was a charge for me because I was too skinny--Ra

    :D
     
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    ok, you got me crackin up at WORK, got everybody else wondering whats happenin...

    I'm just sayin...
     
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    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Good Medicine

    I thoroughly believe that laughter is good for the heart, soul and mind--and we can laugh at ourselves--no one esle can hurt us--Ra

    :D
     
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