Black Jokes Humor : Beyonce's Fake Pregnancy Humor

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  1. Writeous1

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    lol Brother Writeous1 ... you think she didn't carry her own child too ... ?? ... :look:

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    Ms. Destee, I am currently around the same month with my pregnancy that Bey was when that controversial video was shot, and not once has my baby bump folded in half like a folding chair...lol.
     
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    awwwwwwwwwwwww ... CONGRATULATIONS !!!! ... :baby: ... :love:

    lol @ baby fold'n all up and stuff ... i didn't see the video ... i don't know

    i was really just wondr'n what Writeous1 thot ... since he got Beyonce jokes and stuff ... :wink:

    it's all good in da hood ... you just make sure you take care of you and your baby bump! ... :love: ... :baby:

    Love You!

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    Naw she didn't. Lol.







    This video came out later. It kinda seems like it may have been the dress ....




    There's been photos claiming to show her belly, but Actors, people who play a role, gain weight for roles all the time.
    How did she stay that size the whole pregnancy?

    Even if it was just the dress, many other things proved that she wasn't pregnant.
    --My wife and I were following this the whole time because she was pregnant during that same time, and had a c-section on Dec. 27th. She kept up with the dates and timing, and it was off.
    --There were also things that didn't match-up with someone having a c-section.
    --On New Years, after some group was performing, they went to a live performance from Beyonce! She was in some other country or state I think. This was New Years! There was no stomach, and she was moving like normal, just as she was earlier at other events.
    --After the baby was "born," they released a pic claiming to show Beyonce holding her newborn child.
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    Blue Ivy Carter’s First Photos: Beyonce, Jay-Z’s Baby Girl Makes Debut
    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/02/blue-ivy-carters-first-photos-beyonce-jay-zs-baby-girl-makes-debut/



    Beyonce shares personal photos on new website
    April 5, 2012 1:04 PM


    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_1...eyonce-shares-personal-photos-on-new-website/



    Here is their new site:
    http://helloblueivycarter.tumblr.com/

    Look at those pics! Look at the length of that baby's hair ... straight hair at that.
    That baby is about a month old.












    She's actually older than 1 month ... here she is:
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