Black Jokes Humor : Bell four

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  1. Monetary

    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station: Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says, 'Bell one,' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two,' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree,' we's gonna mek love all tru de night." The next night, he came home and shouted, 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.Bell Tree' and they started to make love. After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four!" What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" asked the astonished Jamaican.She replied: "Roll out more hose,man, you ain't nowhere near the fire!!
     
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    Wow....I guess he didn't realize it was a four alarm fire. Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa....hahahahahahaha!!! lol
    bell four more hose please Red Alert !

    this was wild
     
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    heck naw....lolol
     
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    luv it, he needs some pimp juice, hahahaha
     
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    Bell: 5 ...huh...nevermind, I'll leave it at Bell 4 :lol:
     
  7. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Com'on baby,this bell 5...loooool
     
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