Black Jokes Humor : Before There Were Computers....

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
    Memory was something you lost with age
    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity
    A keyboard was a piano
    A web was a spider's home
    A virus was the flu
    A CD was a bank account
    A hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And if you had a 3½ inch floppy ...
    you just hoped nobody ever found out!
     
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rotflmao* HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHOO!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    see u wild for dat one a floppy 3 1/2 "
    somebody get the measuring stick ..............lol
    dis was a good one sis.
     
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    My how things have changed... :lol: :lol:
     
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    So funny, but so true. Thanks for this one.
     
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    :haha: :donttell:
     
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