Black Jokes Humor : Bedroom football

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    >An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when the old
    >man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
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    >His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
    >
    >The old man replied, "It's fart football."
    >
    >A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown,
    >tie score."
    >
    >After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
    >says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
    >
    >Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
    > "Touchdown, tie score."
    >
    >Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
    > "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
    >
    >Now the pressure is on the old man.
    >
    >He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
    >
    >Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything
    >he's got, and accidentally ****s in the bed.
    >
    >The wife says, "What the dickens was that?"
    >
    >The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I sort of figured that one of them was going to take it to the next level as it were...But switch sides? Ewwww...He made his bed, now let him lie in it....lol.
     
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    what a half time show this was ! think i'll stay with the pool
    and try to bank off the back rail ......LOL this was too funny
    lmbo.....
     
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    ewwww! LOL hahahahaha!
     
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    Chaclit1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ewwwwww :fight:
    funny, but still.................ewwwwwwwwwwwww :getout:
     
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    nothing like fu ba !
     
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    Penalty flag!

    Lol. :laugh:
     
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    AHMOSE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :ref: Hold on somebody better check they drawers.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Thats' just Dirty!
     
  10. ashley87

    ashley87 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: .........................................lol
     
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