Black Jokes Humor : BASEBALL

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
    bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
    every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
    out of that bag..."

    "Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
    still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?"
    Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
    to the parking lot of the ball stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
    of fans come and pee right through my chain link fence and into my
    flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with my big hedge
    clippers, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through , I latch
    onto it and ease down with those clippers and say: $20 or off it comes!"

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
    what's in the other bag?"

    "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay"
     
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    ouch !!!!!!!
    lol...............she keeping them for trophys !
     
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