A four-year-old girl was at the pediatrician's office for a
check-up. As the doctor looked into her ears with an otoscope, he
asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl
stayed silent.
Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her
throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down
there?" Again, the little girl was silent.
Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened
to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in here?"
"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart.
Barney's on my underpants." :x:
check-up. As the doctor looked into her ears with an otoscope, he
asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl
stayed silent.
Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her
throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down
there?" Again, the little girl was silent.
Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened
to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in here?"
"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart.
Barney's on my underpants." :x: