Black Jokes Humor : Barney

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A four-year-old girl was at the pediatrician's office for a
    check-up. As the doctor looked into her ears with an otoscope, he
    asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl
    stayed silent.
    Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her
    throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down
    there?" Again, the little girl was silent.
    Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened
    to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in here?"
    "Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart.
    Barney's on my underpants." :x:
     
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    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Right on! She knows her heart!!

    And would that be an approprate place for Barney? Looking like a smear that should have been wiped off? what's a "barney"? purple dino? whyno?
     
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    this was cute ......things children know and say ........lol
    she knows her heart indeed and where Barney at ....
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    That was so cute
     
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    that is great -- so cute
     
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