Black Jokes Humor : Bakari The House Boy...

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  1. naija-man

    naija-man Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss, Mr.Tunde; and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis
    (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

    Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank. However, soon after he added
    water the pastis became milky.

    When Mr.Tunde came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.

    Mr.Tunde told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today, he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari.

    He shouted: 'Bakari!'.
    Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
    Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.
    No answer.
    Mr.Tunde repeated his question: 'WHO DRANK MY MINE??' Still no answer.
    Then Mr.Tunde went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him.
    "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss, but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?"

    Bakari: "Thats the thing, Boss, when someone is in the kitchen, they don't hear anything at all, except the name."

    Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside My wife here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and Mr.Tunde went in the kitchen.

    Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
    He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
    Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Mrs.Tunde is not here? '.
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'

    The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name.
     
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