Hey baby. I can’t stop thinking about you. You’re in my mind and I care what you do. I don’t like you being with and spending so much of your time with BOB. He does nothing unless you show him. He lies around all day and waits for you to get home. Why should he get all of your attention? Often he has no energy to take you out. I have to do that because he is out of energy. Why you treat me this way? He can’t love you like I do. Hold you in his arms and caress you like me. He can’t cook or take you to the fancy places I can. I just don’t see what BOB has over me. Come the day if you ever say I do. Your Battery Operated Boyfriend ( BOB ) is out. And will get no more time with you.