As I'm sittin' on my porch watchin' all the people pass And the drama that I grasped While they talk with sass When I know everything about their @ss See, look over there In the corner at those two together They look all lubby dubby don't they? Chile, you couldn't be farther They ain't even together He's the neighborhood player He don' had everybody in my yard and morer And her Well, let's just say that sistah ain't so kosher She dumber than dumb and dumber He just got out the hospital from gonorrhea And she just let him **** her In my basement of all places, no place is nastier They should be together Because the connection couldn't be realer Oh junk, look there go his girl walking their way and she couldn't look angrier Man, I tell ya this **** couldn't be funnier She mainly mad because he didn't invite her So, I did. I just couldn't take him playin' her That was my girl and she deserved the world Not some squirrel Dannnnnng, my girl just jumped on top of her BOOM!!!! BANG!!!! Dang, you should see what she's doin' to his car for starter Dang, someone should stop her But I ain't he deserves this **** after what he did to her Oh, no she didn't just come to my party Look at the door, is that her shorty Yeah that's her, she crashing my party Ain't no use in confrontin' her cause she gon' get it anyway after what she did to my shorty Chile, I tell ya. I got to tell ya the story Dee-dee don' said the baby was my homies Two weeks ago he got the results from the paternity And found out it wasn't even his and he been payin' child support to her shorty Nard gon' beat her down. Look, see what I tell ya!!!!! There he go, he headin' her way with Fatima His real baby mama More drama They finna get her Dang, I can hear her cussin' her out all the way over here Dang, was that a piece of hair Aw man, she pulled her shirt now she left bare I don't even know why she came. I didn't invite her That was her fault, triflin' heifer Look at that (awwww, ain't that sweet) He's holdin' Monique's new baby But it ain't his baby He just playin' pappy He knows she been fooling around on him with somebody nappy He light skinned and mixed and the baby's hair is nappy She thought she could get away with it and make a fool of Mannie But Mannie ain't stupid he knows that ain't his baby He always told me That he loved her and if she had a baby he was ready To bad it ain't his but he still the pappy Ain't no other brotha gon' treat her as lovely Ain't that some junk? That man always wanted to be a daddy Now, she gon' have one and make another brother the daddy Dang, why that triflin' heifer got to be in family :uhoh: Look, there go uncle bobby and his new wife, they crack heads They had a baby and it was addicted to that stuff on the reg She spending more money on the baby than her now that it's said They always stealing stuff from me and their son pees in my bed I don't like them but they family even if they speds Mama said never turn my back on my family even if she was dead So, I invited them but I locked my room and took the sheets off the beds You can't put anything over a crack head I put all my meat downstairs in that refrigerator and eggs Put a lock on it and gage Don't want to come back to nothin' and in rage Oh junk my ex is headin' this way I just don't know what to say He is fine and handsome in every way But I just can't be by him today I always do crazy junk every time he smiles my way And I'm not talkin' about fallin' over stuff and forgettin' what to say I'm talking about actually puttin' stuff on lay- away You know, I never met anyone that had that kind of hold on me but hey Everybody got to be played a fool by someone and this is my Ray Ray was a drug dealer and car thief back in day That was when I met him and I was that way But every since he got sent up river he been str8 away He str8 but I can tell by his smile he wants some of me today C'mon, you got to keep up I'm goin' in the house to get away Dang, I had to bump right into Dre That's what this party is for today Me and Dre are celebrating our engagement today We been together for a while but decide to wed after the baby What baby? That's right it ain't no baby well at least not anymore and he still want to be my baby I kiss him on the lips gently and head to the kitchen to get rib by Mama sittin' at the table feedin' Robert Robert was a player Back in the days and a real flirt But now since he can't walk he just hurts He was shot in the spine and now he can't walk or flirt By somebody's man who caught him f-ing her Man, it was a lot of drama behind that cause I had to get Ray to get him back for a dinner Dinner as in date to make it better I almost fell for him but remember what I had at home with Dre was greater Robert was grateful and now he stays with us on the regular Oh, did I mention that was my cousin? I forgot to mention that earlier. I looked at him and I had to get myself some kool-aid Somebody was in living room and knocked my table over after something was said I ran out there and it was Dre and Ray fighting away ****, I can't believe Ray Not today :uhoh: I ran over and got Dre off of him and he had alot to say Had to take him upstairs and handle him the right way Nothin' else to say On this topic anyway I was walking downstairs to go back to my party and I heard sqeeking in the guest room I opened the door and I saw doom It was my teenage cuzin' ridin' some dude To say I was surprised wasn't even the word dude I was angry and surprised for my cuzin' boo The dude was my white neighbor from across the way who Acted all sincere when he brought a case of booze I threw their clothes at them and kicked the white boy out my house for good I held my cuzin' in the room and changed my mood I talked calm to her although that wasn't my real mood I told her about the consequence and what I planned to do She pleaded for me not to tell her mama and I think I should But I didn't and she promised she would make it up and I knew she would I just took her allowance away from her cause I always broke her off my paycheck because she was good Dang, but why did she have to do it to that dude? Especially in my neighborhood Dang, it was three o'clock in the morning and nobody had made an initiative to leave I was mad because I wanted them to go and behave But they couldn't so I was ready to kick them out when the police came up in my house askin' for the music to be turned down, Officer Dave He said the white boy from across the way had called in a rage I knew way because I threw him out my house and on the pave But I wasn't mad I just kicked everybody out and gave them the rest of the food, no need to save Dre Came by my side and I kissed him goodnight and he turned gray He always did when he left me everyday This was nothing new but I was tryin' to have another baby You dig? If you don't, I still like it this way As the World Turns There is lots of drama and burns No one world turns without the burns No one will learn Unless they are burned And no one will yearn unless someone around them is stern There is much drama to come and go And this was just the drama in my back yard yo I didn't say I didn't have any no Unlike some people I put mine's in there too so No, I do have drama but I choose to face mine at the do' Cause I know sooner or later they are going to be on my flo' And I will step on them mo' and mo' Yo, I got the idea for this poem at a party I threw at my house. Everything in it is real. There is nothin' fake about it. I just wanted everybody to know that after the drama you have to face it even more.