ARE U IN THE ARMY NOW? By Andre Austin Doctor Read: Why did you decide to join the Army? Morris Eisenhower: I wanted to put extra **** on my resume. To make employers jump at placing on me their payroll check rolls. I’m unemployed and starving. I’m willing to do anything to eat right now. Some of the recruiters gave me some MRE’s they had in their office. I’m looking forward in getting my $40 thousand bonus check. I want to fix up my three old cars I have. I got a 1972 Eldorado that looks just like the one on the old Superfly movie. I want to put some nice sounds in it and pretend I’m a Mack or pimp you see. Doctor Read: Before you can do any of that you have to take some anger management classes. Your 28 years old. Morris: Correct Doctor Read: No girlfriend Morris: I don’t want a girlfriend until I find one in the Army. Its stupid to have a girlfriend then join then you will miss her, fear she’s screwing someone else. I would rather find a single army girl and start a family. Most women who join start out without any kids. To find a girl with no kids from my block is like finding a miracle Nun. Doctor Read: We are just trying to make sure your socialized and can adjust to the army ranks. Morris: Well you should already know that. You guys checked me out from head to toe. Made me go to a psychiatrist to examine my head and an orthopedic for the balance in my flat feet. So it was literally head to toe. I had to get butt naked in front of the nurse. Hey I didn’t mind her grabbing my nuts and looking inside my *******, but all that walking on my bare knees on hard concrete was bull ****. Doctor Read: We have to make sure your fit, mentally, morally, Morris: So you guys know the day and hour of my toilet training? Doctor Read: Some what. Morris: well did they tell as a teenager and in my twenties I always made my city’s top ten best looking. A girl slipped and told me this after I went to bed with her. She didn’t want me to know because it would give me the big head. Doctor Read: So if your so superfine and superfly why cant you keep a girl? Mooris: Well everybody is flawed Doctor R. I used to be shy and I used to picked girls I didn’t like. Doctor Read: I don’t understand why would you date a woman you didn’t care for? Mooris: Because I wouldn’t get jealous if she cheated on me. I cant stand loving a girl and seeing her with other people. When I love its love on the real no fake ****. When I was in high school I was in love. I was 15 and she was 13 and we sneaked upstairs in her granny’s house. She went to the bathroom and came back butt naked. I was ashamed of my body not for any deformity by embarrassed to be naked which I eventually grew out of. Then she turned around to face the dresser mirror to take off her ear rings and she had the best *** I ever saw. Even to this day her *** matches to no one. I was nervous and came quick. Then we were awakened by her angry granny who caught us in bed totally nude. I was in love. But because she was so cute dudes were flocking to her like fly on ****. She ended up going for a Super football star who was a senior on crack. I was troubled because she said she loved me. I loved her so much I even frenched kissed her when she had the flu. Her mother said it was puppy love and feared she was getting too serious and sabotaged the whole thing. Ever since then I get girls I half like so that my heart doesn’t turn sour. I hate falling in love and having my love taken away from me. Doctor Read: You shouldn’t give up on love. Keep fishing until you get something on the hook and line. Mooris:I just want you to know that I don’t want to be in conflict with anyone. I want to work in a hospital setting and help people in need. I’m not interested in being in combat I wanted to be in mental health specialist but I scored like 6 points below what was needed and they will not allow me to retest. Then I wanted to be a MP but said I had too much traffic but I could ride a truck. I worked as a corrections officer in a prison with a associates degree in corrections but said my credit score made be a target for bribes. Well if they think I’m a risk for bribes the army shouldn’t let me join at all. I worked as a security guard in a hospital ER and now I’m looking at a Emergency room specialist. The army doesn’t want to give me a job I can use outside of the army because they want me to reenlist for a second term after the first expire so they come up with all these road blocks with a one way ride to infantry when I’m sitting up here with a bachelors degree. Doctor Read: Well with a bachelors you can go to West Point and become an officer? Mooris: Nope I scored a 102 on my GT and you need a 110. I missed the Medic job by five points too. Doctor Read: So what are your goals with the army and where you see your self 5 years from now. Well I want to work in a hospital in the army find me a nice army wife. I feel like I need a break from my hometown. People think I’m violent with evil tendencies. I want people to look at me differently. And that’s why I got my bachelors so my image would improve. So I felt if I joined the army also that would help my image. I want the all American hero image instead of being viewed as anti government and violent. Just because I get mad and raise my voice doesn’t make me a maniac. I’m a mellow kind of fellow. Id rather carry a flashlight than a gun because I want to always be in the light you see. I feel sorry for all of the wounded and killed GI’s and that’s why I wanted to work in a hospital or directly or indirectly with an intelligence unit. Yeah I fantasized about being a James Bond type of GI Joe you understand. Doctor Read: So tell me about your daily activity. Morris: Well for the past 2 years I jog a mile and ride my bike and walk 2 mile daily except on Sundays. Sundays I sit back and watch all the political talk shows. Exercising reduces the stress on me and helps with my bubbling high blood pressure. I love to write poetry and little one act plays. I love to read lots of books on history and religion. With the things going on in the world today you need to know both. Doctor Read: Do you object to some of Bush policies as Commander in Chief (CIC) Morris: Yeah I think he jumped the gun in Iraq. He should of got Afghanistan under control. Their was no rush to go to Baghdad. If he wanted him so bad he should of sicked secret operations to assassinate Sadamn. He should of paid mercecenaries like the Knights of Malta who are linked with Blackwater to get him. 10 billion dollars (one months of pay in Iraq) would of done the trick. Hell his own people would have killed him for five dollars if the CIA would of looked and paid for its execution. Now for ten thousands years when tribes, and nations fought the victor got the booty and the defeated got the boots kicked up their *****. Iraq’s national treasure is supposed to be owned by the U.S as the natural course of war. But no we want to look so nice and smooth to the world we own it indirectly through private companies which results in the average American citizen not being able to take advantage of it. For the 4,000 plus soldiers who died, the burnt victims and all of those who lost limbs those oil fields supposed to be ours running in our market. Now to be fair I must disagree with Obama. We need to drill for our own oil at home even if its not coming on the market for ten years because this will be a never ending. We can produce national wind power electricity from the west and transfer it to the big cities and the left over money goes directly into the economy. But Obama is still my main man because he’s a bad mother-f. And I mean that as an endearment from slang language from the street. Doctor Read: As a solider you do what your told and keep your mouth shut. Morris: Yeah but I still can have an opinion especially on things that happed when the current CIC wasn’t in office. Take for example the story of BlackHawk down. The whole continent of Africa suffers because in one country killed White U.S. soldiers and stripped them naked on international television. Now no U.S soldiers do any humanitarian work in Africa. Bush has dictated to Rice several times to say the African union not U.S. Soldiers should help with genocide. Bush has no problems citing genocide as one of several reasons for invading Iraq. Profits from the Iraq oil should go to the wounded and descendants of our martyrs in Iraq for the rest of their lives. Well that’s just the way I feel. Suffering casualties in one country shouldn’t be treated differently than in another. We cant get on the soap box and preach to anyone we stripped insurgents into naked pyramids and killed many in custody. And now the Arabs don’t want us in their region. But we stay in the pursuit of capitol. Doctor Read: Your feelings are kind of strong. And I wanted to ask you another question. Ten years ago when you were 18 you joined the military but changed your mind. What’s different now at 28. Mooris: I wasn’t a member of the Jehovah Witness but I was influenced by their anti-war stance. So now I think we need a strong military to protect religious freedom. Its good to know a little bit about all religions. It may help with conflict resolution. The Army recruits said I qualified for chaplain assist but it was revoked after I expressed some of my religious views. Doctor Read. I’m curious to know some of your religious views. Well I think the Catholics have been given a bum rap by the ultra conservative Christian right who link the Catholic church up with 666. Nero was and is 666 and he’s now dead. 666 could also be a reference to ancient Egyptian kings who were anointed as messiah (Christ’s). Blackwater is a private army headed by a Roman Catholic, (Erik Prince), who bankrolled Bush reelection. The U.S. is manipulated by OIL not religion. Now I’m concerned about Pope Benedictine XVI being a member of the Order of Inquisitors , founded by Ignatius of Loyola,(A General in faith), to find disloyal people and heretics. I don’t think the Trinity, the virgin birth or Jesus being unmarried were original in Christianity. Doctor Read: Wow this is deep now wonder you might encounter problems with religious issues. And I must ask you to clarify how you link 666 with Egypt and Catholics Mooris: Once you know things you realize there is no need to fear the Catholic church as being 666 or the beast of revelations plotting a plan to take over the world. I don’t believe in demons or angels but people have freewill to do evil or good, no force directs them either way. And it’s a mistake to try to shape the military into a white Christian crusade because politics and religion should be out of the military just like religion and politics needs to get out of the public schools. Religion and government are best when they are independent of one another. They should be separate and equal and this doesn’t mean your against them. All religions are flawed and have made mistakes just like every human being. Christian writers like John Ogwyn who authored The beast of Revelation. Ogwyn states the name Rome both equals 666 in Greek and Hebrew. But Rome is a Egyptian word meaning Fish. The early Christians called themselves “Little Fishes” linking themselves with Pisces. The Zodiac sign for Pisces in Egypt was two crocodiles, croc the name for Christ/Messiah. Plutarch in Isis and Osiris linked the crocodile with the number 666. Just as a side note the Catholic trinity derives from the Egyptian pagan Triple of Osiris, Horus and Isis Doctor Read: Well you know religious organizations are authoritative just like the Military and they set the rules and you follow or suffer the consequences. Mooris: I’m learning this. And this is why I try not to get into public conflicts with people or organization. Doctor Read: What are some of those mistakes. Mooris: Militarily saying GOD told you to invade Iraq. Also Paul made the mistake of thinking Moses was talking about Jesus in Deuteronomy 18:15-20. Moses was talking about Joshua the son of Nun who was killed by Moses priests Phinehas a black Nubian. I don’t know how he got that mixed up. I read books and was mislead also. I’ve made mistakes. I think its wrong to point out other peoples mistakes and not your very own too. I read some bull **** books that tried to claim Jesus was King Tut. Tut lived in 1333BC and Jesus was killed in 36AD.Now if Jesus can save please save and if you can teach please teach. Now Paul made this stupid mistake too making Jesus into the Son of Nun who lived around the time of Tutankhamen. Its speculated that Phinehas killed Joshua because he turned back to the religion of the Egyptian God Amen. And the story gets deep. Moses was an Egyptian priest under King Akhenaton who turned away from the God Amen and Osiris. Both Moses and Akhenaton called their father Imram. Akhenaton called his God Aton Imram too. Moses had a wife named after Aton (Adonith) Adon/Aton is the same thing. Sigmund Freud said Aton/Adon meant the same thing. They also say Jesus grandmother Ann fathers name was Imram. They say Mary had links with the priesthood of Aaron. Aaron and Moses weren’t brothers. Eleazar was the father of Aaron and Phinehas( Numbers 25:11). We know Phinehas name means Nubian or black. So Aaron I presume is Black and their father. Elisabeth was a cousin to Mary and Elisabeth ( Luke 1:5;36) came from the lineage of Aaron who had a black son Phinehas. John the Baptist came from the priesthood of Aaron and may have been a member of the Essence, an early Christian group which Jesus was a member of too. Doctor Read: So just out of curiosity why do you think Jesus was killed. Morris: politics/religion. It was a big conspiracy. He was getting too big for Herod Antipas pants to fill. Herod forced Pilate to kill Jesus along with Caiaphas & the Zadokites/Sadducees whose genealogy goes back to Aaron (1Chronicles 6:1-12 . So the same priesthood under different names who killed Joshua, son of Nun Killed Jesus in different times and places. Now Revelations does say Jesus was killed spiritually in Egypt. Before Jesus was killed the Romans were threatening the lives of his followers and Jews in general so he was given up by his followers so that the people living in 36AD wouldn’t face persecution by the Roman government at that time. Now we know that nothing is new under the sun. I said all of that to tie in the ridiculous claim that ultra Christian accuse the Catholics of having the biggest private army Blackwater is some how going to play out and revive the old Roman empire under the Catholics and persecute true Christians. People should be able to have separate beliefs and get along without persecuting and killing each other. It appears more and more the war is turning into a two pong cause the of economics of oil, and religious fanaticism on both sides. We shall not Rise and Fall like the Roman Empire because we are smarter than that. There is an old saying in Ecclesiastes 1:9 that states, “ That which is done is that which shall be; and there is no new thing under the sun”. Martin Luther King Jr. once said: “Every now and then I go back and read Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. And when I come and look at America, I say to myself, the parallels are frightening”. –A Testament of Hope p.265 Lets dig into the historian Edward Gibbon’s take on religion. I will let you be the judge to consider if he’s applicable for today. In Gibbon's view, Christianity made for the decline and fall of Rome by sapping the faith of the people in the official (pagan) religion, thereby undermining the state, in which that religion supported and blessed. To be sure, Gibbon is not blind to the fact that other cults and sects within the Empire were also competing with one another in their attempt to attract believers. As he admits, "Rome, the capital of a great monarchy, was incessantly filled with subjects and strangers from every part of the world, who all introduced and enjoyed the favorite superstitions of their native country" ( Ch. 2). However, Christianity was to be distinguished from the other flourishing sects in its claim to exclusivity, or in other words, in its claim that it alone held the key to "Truth" and to Heaven, and that all its competitors were vicious and damned. Moreover, as the early Christians believed in the imminent end of this world, they all put their thoughts in the "next" world. This other-worldly attitude proved most disastrous to the Empire during the barbarian invasions, since the Christians, instead of bearing arms to serve the state and the public good, diverted men from useful employments and encouraged them to concentrate on heavenly and private salvation. Gibbion’s last words were: The religion of Constantine achieved, in less than a century, the final conquest of the Roman Empire: but the victors themselves were insensibly subdued by the arts of their vanquished (Pagan) rivals”. A pagan spring everyone drinks from their faiths. Could the United states empire be controlled by separate units like Blackwater playing the role of puppet master? “There are really only three things you’ve got to keep in mind about The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, First that Gibbon believed Christianity was the central destructive force in the collapse of Roman civilization, Christianity undermined the rational pursuit of both virtue and reward, thereby weakening the Empires defenses against the barbarians, who took a more pragmatic, now-or-never approach to life, (Sounds like Bin Laden’s Nazi goals). There were compounding factors, of course-imperial corruption, for instance-but its Christianity that Gibbon nabs, tries, and sends up the river”-An Incomplete education By Judy Jones and William Wilson p. 564 We can’t have Christianity vs. Islam because if its Christianity army of America being manipulated by Catholics which isn’t the case. Then some say our military is being manipulated by Israel. No I say the love of money is fueling the fire of the conflict and sometimes religion is used to mask public understanding as smoke screens against the truth and the heart of the matter of the conflict. An insane fool couldn’t miss the fact that Oil is the international economical juice; where a nation could Rise or Fall if it was unable to harness, manipulate and control its energy to fuel its own business stability from a collapse and ruin. Doctor Read: Now wonder there’s so much opposition and animosity towards you. Mooris:Well in the end I hope we don’t go out like Hitler a lapsed Catholic who announced the creation in 1935 of a state-controlled union of Protestant churches (Europe by Norman Davies p.1045). Hitler was anti-Catholic to the core. Hitler wrote in his infamous book Mein Kampk: “Thus, the first theoretical foundation for a struggle of the Pan-German movement against Catholicism as such was lacking” And I read in reputable foreign affairs magazines how President Reagan and the pope helped bring down the wall and communism. So when people bring up Blackwater like the paranoid Newswatch Magazine & Tomorrows World people scream foul. Bush reminds me of Hitler who said in his last words: “It is untrue that I, or anyone in Germany, wanted the war in 1939” Hitler blamed it on the Jews. Bush said at the ruin site of the 9-11 rubble that the people who did that evil deed would hear hear from our military real soon. The wrong country in Iraq would hear our military war. Now just like Ann coulter writing her book High Crimes and Misdemeanor detailing why Clinton should have been impeached. The prosecutor of the 1969 mass murderer Charles Mansion has written a book detailing why and how Bush could be prosecuted for war crimes. Nevertheless, no heroes or villains will get their day in court. Remember the military/Industrial complex has a vested monetary interest in perpetual war. Its called the love of profits. Only big money in big hands will prevail and all the religious groups say Amen. Doctor Read: So my final question is are you planning on joining the military? Mooris: I would love to serve under the Osama administration with the rank of E-4. THE END Note: The Sadducees claimed decent from Zadok. Zadok family tree goes back to Aaron. The Sadducees under their high priest plotted with Herod Antipas to kill Jesus not the Pharisees. The Sadducees were the natural enemy of Jesus. The rejected the resurection of souls just like Moses rejected Osiris giving life to Lazarus just like Jesus giving life to him. They were against fate and all power good or evil rested with man not demons or angels. The rich sided with this sect and the poor with the Pharisees. I find it a remarkable coincidence Herod Antipas loses his job the same year he killed Jesus.