Black Relationships : Are You Single, Married, Looking ... ?

nita, we kno this thread wuz ur idea, own up 2 it!

well, yes, i'm single, but then i believe every1 else is too. plenty of ppl that think they're married r actually single & don't kno it yet :bomb: . others, who r actually married will b single again, f u jus wait long enuf :deal: (<----divorce papers) :crying: (& these days, the wait isn't usu very long).

now, as 4 the lookin part, my dateing life hasn't been going 2 well lately (actually, ever). it began when kwasi, nita, & destee all dumpled me, on the same day, :cry: :cry: :cry: (1 for kwasi, 1 for destee, & 1/2 of 1 for nita) & didn't even hv the indecency 2 wait till i wuz out of the room. they ganged up on me, &, not satisfied 2 merely kick me 2 the curb, kwasi & nita, paid destee 2 roll her fully loaded moving van, which she keeps on the ready, 'just n case', :huh: :rolleyes: ova me, twice, while i wuz tryin 2 sober up enough 2 stand up. :puke2: :puke: :puke2: (<----- me) then, destee used her 'powers' :bowdown: 2 spread stuff (i wuz going 2 call 'em lies, but un4tunately, they're all tru) 'bout me all thru cyberspace & beyond. :bawling: :bawling:

eva since then, my dates (xcept the ones w my left hand) hv been tortuously frustrating & nightmarishly dissapointing. here r a few of the hi-lights (lowlights)

me: haven't i seen u someplace b4?
woman: yes, that's y i don't go there anymore.

me: is this seat empty?
woman: yes, and this 1 will b 2 f u sit down there.

me: ur place or mine?
woman: both. u go 2 urs, & i'll go to mine.

me: so, what do u do 4 a living?
"woman": i'm a female impersonator.

me: so, what's ur sign?
woman: do not enter.

me: how do u like ur eggs n the morning?
woman: unfertilized.

me: i would go to the end of the world 4 u.
woman: but would u stay there?

me: f i could c u naked, i'd die happy.
woman: f i saw u naked, i'd probably die laughing.


as u can c, it isn't going 2 well. & now, 2 make matters worse, nita mae bonquisha, pass me anotha 40 oz, no mo icon strokin 4 u, jones, knowing it's my 1 source of potential pleasure, is threatening 2 hv her breasts reduced. this jus isn't my millennium. :help: :help:

:shades:
 
Alkebulan said:
well, yes, i'm single, but then i believe every1 else is too. plenty of ppl that think they're married r actually single & don't kno it yet :bomb: . others, who r actually married will b single again, f u jus wait long enuf :deal: (<----divorce papers) :crying: (& these days, the wait isn't usu very long).

now, as 4 the lookin part, my dateing life hasn't been going 2 well lately (actually, ever). it began when kwasi, nita, & destee all dumpled me, on the same day, :cry: :cry: :cry: (1 for kwasi, 1 for destee, & 1/2 of 1 for nita) & didn't even hv the indecency 2 wait till i wuz out of the room. they ganged up on me, &, not satisfied 2 merely kick me 2 the curb, kwasi & nita, paid destee 2 roll her fully loaded moving van, which she keeps on the ready, 'just n case', :huh: :rolleyes: ova me, twice, while i wuz tryin 2 sober up enough 2 stand up. :puke2: :puke: :puke2: (<----- me) then, destee used her 'powers' :bowdown: 2 spread stuff (i wuz going 2 call 'em lies, but un4tunately, they're all tru) 'bout me all thru cyberspace & beyond. :bawling: :bawling:

eva since then, my dates (xcept the ones w my left hand) hv been tortuously frustrating & nightmarishly dissapointing. here r a few of the hi-lights (lowlights)

me: haven't i seen u someplace b4?
woman: yes, that's y i don't go there anymore.

me: is this seat empty?
woman: yes, and this 1 will b 2 f u sit down there.

me: ur place or mine?
woman: both. u go 2 urs, & i'll go to mine.

me: so, what do u do 4 a living?
"woman": i'm a female impersonator.

me: so, what's ur sign?
woman: do not enter.

me: how do u like ur eggs n the morning?
woman: unfertilized.

me: i would go to the end of the world 4 u.
woman: but would u stay there?

me: f i could c u naked, i'd die happy.
woman: f i saw u naked, i'd probably die laughing.


as u can c, it isn't going 2 well. & now, 2 make matters worse, nita mae bonquisha, pass me anotha 40 oz, no mo icon strokin 4 u, jones, knowing it's my 1 source of potential pleasure, is threatening 2 hv her breasts reduced. this jus isn't my millennium. :help: :help:

:shades:


Man....you are on one right now. :lol: :lol:
That's cold how they did ya. Man, you got some issues cuz of these women.
:nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:
 
MANASIAC said:
I am single and currently looking only to get myself right before I try to get somone else.

Too much boo boo in your life only helps you to become boo boo, so I figure that if I get right, I will find someone who is right.

If someone cool comes along, I am down for whateva however.
This is why we love you, Manasiac. The friendship of a brotha who is on the road to right is more precious than a diamond ring. Keep doin' whatcha doin' and God bless.
 

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