Black Jokes Humor : Apples and Cookies

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian elementary school for lunch . At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A teacher had made a note, and posted on the apple tray. It said, "Take only one, God is watching."

    Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note by the cookies that said, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples!"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahahahaha !!
     
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    Laughed out load.. very funny. :rolling: Thanks for sharing